Fairy Tales Up-to-Now

Cover of Fairy Tales Up-to-Now, a flong from the San Francisco Call of 29 October 1903, page 2.

Extra, extra, read all about it! Wallace Irwin rewrites old fairy tales!

In contrast to Irwin’s Love Sonnets of a Hoodlum, whose humor is obscure to modern readers, his 1904 Fairy Tales Up-to-Now is fairly accessible. The book contains five poetical satires of five classic children’s stories titled with tabloid newspaper headlines. Cinderella, a stenographer working for 50¢ a day, goes to the ball in a rented gown, but when the Prince discovers that her diamond slippers are just paste, he rejects her because he’s broke and needs a bride who’s wealthy. Cinderella, though, becomes a millionaire by selling faux-diamond slippers. Jack, of Beanstalk fame, rides off to slay the Standard Oil Giant, but is given a job instead, rises to the rank of treasurer and becomes a Giant himself, but then returns home to endow a library, gas-works and church. 

A charming feature of the book are the front and back covers, which are flongs, temporary paper molds used for printing newspapers. Stereotype metal was poured over the flong, then the stereotype was wrapped around the press’s cylinder for printing. After a few thousand copies, the stereotype metal would begin to wear out: at this point it would be melted down, then poured again over the same flong to make a new sharp copy for printing. Once the day’s press run was finished, the flongs were normally discarded, but here they were sent to Elder to be chopped up into covers. Each individual copy of  Fairy Tales Up-to-Now is therefore unique.

The San Francisco Call, 29 October 1903, page 2. This is the page printed from the above flong (tops of columns 3-4).

With a newspaper index service, it is possible to find the exact page a given flong was used to print. The example on this page is from the San Francisco Call of 29 October 1903, page 2. The flong would originally been the size of the entire newspaper page, but just the tops of columns 3 and 4 are used as the book cover. Presumably, other copies of Fairy Tales Up-to-Now exist somewhere bound with other sections of this page 2 flong. All copies examined so far have been from the Call, but Elder may have used flongs from other local newspapers as well.

The rear cover of Fairy Tales Up-to-Now is also a flong, but there was no attempt to match up flongs from the same page or date. Our example copy’s back cover is from 4 October 1903, molded three weeks before the flong used on the front cover.

Fairy Tales Up-to-Now was also issued in paper wraps instead of flongs, no doubt cheaper but far less whimsical.

Thanks to Molly Schwartzburg and Andre Chaves for information about flongs.

Updated 2025-12-23

The back cover of the same copy of Fairy Tales Up-to-Now, used to print the Call of 4 October 1903, page 35, columns 3 and 4.
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Title page of “Fairy Tales Up-To-Now”

 

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pages 10-11 of “Fairy Tales Up-To-Now”

 

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pages 6-7 of “Fairy Tales Up-To-Now”

1 thought on “Fairy Tales Up-to-Now”

  1. I do not believe that there are multiple “states” of this book, in the way you are using the term (to refer to the difference in content on the embossed covers). Each embossed cover is inherently unique, so there would be as many “states” as there were copies bound in this material. The embossed covers are unique because they were not produced for the book, but were, I believe, actual “flong,” leftovers from the production of actual newspaper pages.

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